• So, I Watched Star Wars: The Force Awakens…


    A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, J.J. Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan rekindled the magic that made the first three films so special and, in the process, sets the table for an exhilarating adventure aimed at both young and old.

  • So, I Watched “The Interview”…


    Let me tell you a little story about how James Franco, Seth Rogen, and Katy Perry toppled an oppressive regime, assassinated a murderous dictator, and made Tumblr explode with .gifs of Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing in a pen of puppy dogs.

  • So, I Watched ‘Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever’…


    In a year of abysmal movies for Lifetime, they saved their very worst for last. Somebody who wears nice suits and makes enough money to afford to wear nice suits thought it was a good idea to turn a meme into a Christmas movie. It’s about as good as you’d expect.

  • So, About That Star Wars Teaser…


    J.J. Abrams released the teaser trailer for Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens, and apart from the egregious error of not including the number in the film title (It’ll be “Episode VII” no matter what anyone says, dammit) and the torrent of debate that’ll surely come, one thing cannot be argued – J.J. nailed the look of Star Wars.

  • My Favorites: Mystery Science Theater 3000


    Mystery Science Theater 3000 celebrates its 25th anniversary on November 24th. I, being only too willing to tell anyone who will listen about my love of this crazy damn show, go ahead and list off some of my favorite episodes. But this isn’t a “definitive” list, only because I will never – ever – be able to decide a definitive list.