@kindofstrange https://t.co/9A5YQ93NJk

This is why we refer to the United States Secret Service as the USSS, and not… yeah. https://t.co/jpzqWXzYRi

@BaseballQuotes1 Dude is up there looking like he's never played MLB The Show before.

How can you not be romantic about baseball? https://t.co/AccT5jybWH

RT @MonicaLewinsky: (i think i did this correctly) https://t.co/ZzTSlTNhMm